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me:
i'll do it at 7PM
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time:
7:02PM
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me:
oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
copy machine you are drunk
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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
(via haave-you-met-ted)
Yeah we’re totally Scotland’s shame. Look at your fans destroy a city. Animals.
Fucking Scum
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Like a boss!
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